The Big Issue : Edition 478
46 THEBIGISSUE20FEB–5MAR2015 ANSWERS—1.c;2.d;3.c;4.a;5.d;6.b. QUIZMASTER PETE CRUTTENDEN » ILLUSTRATOR MICHAEL WELDON QUIZLING #03 It’s Just Not Cricket 1 Which Australian players were involved in the underarm bowling scandal in the 1981 one- day match against New Zealand? a Steve and Mark Waugh b The Dude and Walter Sobchak c Greg and Trevor Chappell d Maurice and Robin Gibb 2 Which New Zealand PM responded to the underarm scandal by saying, “It was an act of true cowardice and I consider it appropriate that the Australian team were wearing yellow”? a David ‘Ducky’ Lange b Winston ‘Sheepy’ Peters c Blair ‘Horsey’ O’Halloran d Robert ‘Piggy’ Muldoon 3 What did Australia’s Vic Richardson say after England skipper Douglas Jardine knocked on the Australian dressing room door demanding an apology for the sledging of Harold Larwood during the 1932–33 Bodyline series? a “There are two teams out there; one is playing cricket and the other is not.” b “Piss off, you miserable Pommy cheat.” c “Okay, which of you bastards called Larwood a bastard instead of this bastard?” d “Fancy a beer?” 4 What did Javed Miandad do when Dennis Lillee kicked him in the leg at the WACA in 1981? a Lunged at him brandishing his bat b Staged a sit-in on the wicket c Left the field with his batting partner in tow d Floored him with a flying reverse spinning heel kick 5 Why were Mitchell Johnson, Usman Khawaja, James Pattinson and Shane Watson sent home from the 2013 tour of India? a Being caught streaking through a Mumbai hotel b Failing to drink 40 cans each on the flight over c Failing to attend compulsory self- flagellation sessions d Failing to complete homework on how the Australian team could improve 6 In the 2007 World Cup final in Barbados against Sri Lanka, Australia’s Adam Gilchrist raised eyebrows when it was revealed his match-winning knock of 149 was made with something hidden in one of his batting gloves. The hidden object was: a A lucky handkerchief b A squash ball c A copy of Batting for Dummies d A tube of sun-protection lip balm WORLD CUP SPECIAL!